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Sock Worms

Sperm

My girlfriend just called and asked me if she could eat my sock worms when I get home.

by Guam1fast December 20, 2016


matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef April 21, 2016


Mid Sock Gang

A basketball player who wears mid top socks

If I wear my kyries, I gotta be on my mid sock gang.

by Hollywood baby April 23, 2017


Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.

Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock

by Giana hecklebeck March 2, 2020


String in the sock

A minor flaw that makes a big deal to people interested in the topic.

Person A: Prices for movies are raising again.
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?

That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!

by ChameleonDragon February 5, 2018


Dirty Socks

The highest of high shelf bud.

"Dude, did you see the bud Snoop rolls up with?" "Yeah man, that shit looked fire, definitely some dirty socks"

by Goth.mommy.4.christ November 23, 2021


clear socks

clear socks are gayer than no socks, never take a risk, always have on socks you can see.

Yo I saw you kissing that guy, and you aint had no socks.
Yes I did they were just clear socks
You might as well wear no socks *smh*

by Biggest Dumn July 24, 2020