A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!
Typical loser, shifty looking with a narrow neck.At home masturbating into his socks cos he’s too bone idle to go to the toilet for bog roll
‘Hey why’s Dave not in the pub tonight’ ? ‘He’s sick of getting blown out mate, he’s at home dragging one off to Love Island the sock filler’
A new kind of sock. Checkered and fuzzy. Can be worn anywhere with anything. The coolest thing you can wear!
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.
"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"
When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping
I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea