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Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021


club throwing

Guy and Simmo are serial club throwers!!!!

Guys is a club throwing again

by Heeee3klkkkkkkjn July 15, 2017


Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club

I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.

by Bossgay December 10, 2015


Breakfast Clubbed

To have a very intimate conversation with a complete stranger who afterwords tells everyone. Debrived from the scene in The Breakfast Club were they all are talking about there gay little problems

Dude I was talking to Andy and he went breakfast clubbed me and told victoria i wanted to tap her

by Whowy110 March 31, 2010


Occult Club Moment

An instance where something, usually an item, is presented conveniently just before it is required, as seen in the video game Dark Souls, where the Occult Club is given to the player before the exact type of boss that is weak to it.

Another example; when finding C4 or an RPG right before encountering a heavily armored vehicle in a shooter game.

"Now that's an Occult Club Moment."

by LordIndifferent April 6, 2024


losers club

The best gang consisting of 11 beautiful and funny girls. they are all very nice and love going out. often complain about how much they miss eachother.

In the group, there is:
the editor: makes edits of the group
the tiktoker: always on tiktok so doesn’t know what’s happening

the mua: skillfull with makeup get beautiful without it
the one that everyone has a crush one: is loyal to their boyfriend, even though many people like her
the left out one: chooses not to go with the group when they invite them
the indecisive one: always ask for opinions, then gets mad if you choose the wrong one
the cute and pretty one: always having sleepovers because everyone likes her, got played by boys
the one that never talks on the chat: so inactive, stop!!
the one with cute pets: always sends pictures of their pets, so cute!
the one that is new to the group: needs to prove their loyalty to the group!
the one who hangs out with outsiders: still very involved
Usually always together, and love eachother

Woah, i wish i was part of the losers club!! i’m so jealous

by THISBITCHLOVESU April 8, 2020


ficht club

REJECT THE BASIC ASSUMPTION OF CIVILIZATION, ESPECIALLY THE IMPORTANCE OF MATERIAL POSSESSIONS

Ficht Club.
"We're designed to be hunters and we're in a society of shopping. There's nothing to kill anymore, there's nothing to fight, nothing to overcome, nothing to explore. In that societal emasculation this everyman the narrator is created."

David Fincher

THE RULES OF FIGHT CLUB

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by flying specter July 24, 2011