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Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.

What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom

by Lifecheats I dont July 25, 2023


Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.

"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"

by kidneybean78 March 5, 2024


A Tom gray

When u send someone a very cheesy dick pic

Person 1: WOAH SOMEONE SENT ME A TOM GRAY

person 2: DAMMM THATS CHEESY AS FUCK

by Mrghost7567 July 16, 2022


Tom Holland'd

Getting Tom Holland'd is when you're metaphorically getting your cheeks taken, Abused, Jumped , assaulted, violated ect. in real life or in a videogame. This comes from the scene in the "Crowded Room" when actor Tom holland gets put against the wall by black man and gets his cheeks taken.

"Bro my entire team is dead and i'm getting Tom Holland'd by the enemy team"

by ISRGAMING December 17, 2023


alwin tom

plays chess very well but not that much of a pro..loves his boy gang and always wants to hang out with 'em. His best friend is also an Alwin

Alwin tom is boring

by Sicillian May 31, 2021


tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.

That man is such a Tom Flood

by Jdlue12 February 25, 2017


Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.

Check out Channel Tom.

by 23EZ February 4, 2017