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a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.
i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!
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To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.
Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.
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One is said to be "riding the birthday cake biplane" when he or she is extremely high on cannabis.
Steve, are you riding the birthday cake biplane again?
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Masturbation at a public urinal.
I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.
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When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
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Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.
That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.
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When three men of different races cum on one girl at the same time.
Guy-"What happened last night man?"
Other guy-"I made a three milk cake with dave and tim"
Guy-"Shit man you had fun!"
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