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the time, frequently used as a punishment, that a man must spend with his significant other, without anyone else present, especially his male companions, due to too an inordinate imbalance in the favor of activities that don't involve him being bitched at
NOTE: women will not respond well to a man referring to this; they find "date night" far more agreeable.
Hey man, wanna wang out tonight?
Nah bro, can't.
Bummer, why not?
Dude, bulk time on the docket.
Sucks, why?
Drunk logic last night.
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To have adventurous and risky sex in the stairwell of a school, building, apartment complex, etc... with the possibility of being caught.
Man I had some crazy ass stairwell time with this chick at work!
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a phrase said by a certain man whenever he does something, it doesn't have to be specific, you'll know its slooshing time when its slooshing time.
guy: holy shit look at what slooshi's doing!!
slooshi: "ITS SLOOSHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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The statement commonly used when asking whether or not the shite on tv is infact utter shite or watchable.
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A private place, usually a tent, where one can perform evil deeds in relative privacy. Commonly used by pornographers or people who are geeking in order to hide illicit materials from others who may covet them.
Yo man, Dave was geeking so he took his stash for some quality tent time.
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Someone that is never late, nor will tolerate anyone else being late.
Let's go boys! Your game starts in 32 minutes!
Damn Steve, your mom is such a Time Warden!
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migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.
Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.
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