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licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 25, 2024


trap model

A model (typically for fetish films or pics) who plays the role of a female, or male, but is actually the opposite gender, IE: a "female" trap model is actually just a femboy in drag, same with a "male" model.
Synonym for trap when used as an adjective for a person.

Degenerate 1: OMG Sammantha's feet are so FUCKING hot!
The Enlightened: Uh... I think that's a guy.... he must be a trap model.
Degenerate 2: Don't care.

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 August 12, 2021


Trap One

As above, trap one, trap two etc. is a method of labelling individual toilet stalls in a row of lavatory cubicles by analogy with racing traps in a greyhound track. Numbering must follow the racing example so looking from the front, the rightmost cubicle is trap one, the one to the left of it is trap two etc so that the numbers read left to right for the 'racers'.

'was that you in trap one this morning? I thought someone had opened fire with a machine gun'

by Maomaor October 12, 2022


I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying

I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago

by Imbored9876 September 27, 2023


Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021


trap friday

the day that trap lord 69 traps to the streets

happy trap friday, yall better get hangry!

by werndawg April 28, 2022


trap-mosphere

The atmosphere of a trap house.

Daquan, the swisher guts on your coffee table really add to the trap-mosphere of the place.

by jomcom November 27, 2016