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Fat people trying to swim in a pool.
Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.
When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.
I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.
My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.
A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.
I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.
Idaho slang for meth or any dope in general.
You be snortin that hot dog water that's why you acting all crazy.
I smoke some of that hot dog water before I go Drax dems schkoluntz!
When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.
I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!
Where people think its impressive to pour ice water over their head on a 100 degree day.
Hi I am an idiot, And this is my cold water challenge. If I do this, I think I dont have to donate to ALS.