A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.
Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk
The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
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A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass
A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability
What’s your name?
Ohh my name is Jake Fuck
Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson
How did you end up with a jake Mathieson