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When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.
Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing
A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american
"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-
I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?
When A Guy Blows A Bubble of bubble gum and inserts it in the vagina
That bitch was so cute i gave her and American bubblegum
A signature cocktail served at the infamous Aloha Snackbar. The infidel tonic tastes so imperial, you'll want to crusade!
Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar
It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July.
Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice
And into that
You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity.
Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold.
Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace
Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum.
Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon
One part like and coconut spiced rum.
Then you take one part johnny blue walker.
And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer.
Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with
One part buffalo trace
One part lime coconut rum grog
And one part johnny walker blue
On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4.
You dirty American.
Welcome to aloha Snackbar, what do you want, Dirty American?
What did u just say?
I said so you want to try a dirty American? Our signature Intoxicating Elixir Drink?
Sure. Takes sip.. that was BOMB!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!
A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together
All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream
Fed lies since the day I was conceived
A bastard son, a rebel, now look at me
Went from homeless to your TV screen
How's this for the American dream?
Feed pills to society
Give you a gun, and now there's a killing spree
I've given up on America's racist agenda
I'm fucked up from prescriptions and antidepressants
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
In every church, school, and synagogue
Virginia to Littleton, when will it stop?
Turn on the TV, a nightmare or dream?
On every station massacres all I see
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?
All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
Giving your people some weapons
(Massacre)
Giving your people some weapons
of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
(I've had enough) of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
All you killers on your killing sprees
A massacre's the new American dream
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream, dream
A massacre, the new American dream
When there is another shooting in the US.
Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!