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A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.
Teacher: You failed this assignment
Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar
Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.
"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"
A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).
"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."
A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.
Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple
A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.
I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple
A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.
"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"