April

No sex for the whole month of April

April = No sex month

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

30 april

30 april is national send Ass Pic Day

You just send random Ass pics to your friends remember 30 april

April 25th

National invite your wifey over

You: guess what day it is
Wife: April 25th, why?
You: come on over bbg😘

April 25th

National Beat a Rapist to Death with a Crowbar Day.

A National holiday created in response to April 24th

"Yo, did you hear Jeremy celebrated April 24th?"

"Yeah, looks like we should celebrate April 25th"

April 25th

National poo smearing day

Jonathan“hey man wanna come smear some poo on that retarded kid”

Ethan“why would we do that”
Jonathan“because it’s April 25th”

April 25th

April 25th is National get buzzed off their assee with a strong vape. Dont lay back. Smoke that shit dry!

April 25th is the best day ever. U smoke until u cant no more!!