The act of releasing fecal matter on unsuspecting victims from tall vantage points
"Hey man wanna go birding later?"
"Sure I think I'll be ready in an hour"
The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.
I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.
A Sippy Bird Bath is when a women fills her mouth up with Kool-Aid or any type of cold beverage and her man dips his balls in it.
My GF prefers sprite when she does the Sippy Bird Bath.
A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
a cool bird that wears aviators & smokes marlboro blacks. when you’re in need of nicotine, just call the fucking bird & he will bring you nicotine
Hey do you have any nicotine?
No, just call a nicotine bird
When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.
When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.
Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.