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Birding

The act of releasing fecal matter on unsuspecting victims from tall vantage points

"Hey man wanna go birding later?"
"Sure I think I'll be ready in an hour"

by Smooth Bones March 9, 2014


Birding

The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.

I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.

by Justsomedudewithaface November 21, 2021


Sippy Bird Bath

A Sippy Bird Bath is when a women fills her mouth up with Kool-Aid or any type of cold beverage and her man dips his balls in it.

My GF prefers sprite when she does the Sippy Bird Bath.

by Dick Zweiner May 8, 2022


Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023


nicotine bird

a cool bird that wears aviators & smokes marlboro blacks. when you’re in need of nicotine, just call the fucking bird & he will bring you nicotine

Hey do you have any nicotine?

No, just call a nicotine bird

by mister.brooks February 8, 2022


Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus

Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021


Baby-Bird Boofing

When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.

Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021