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When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.
I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead
Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.
"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"
"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"
When you shit on a woman’s freshly shaved vagina.
Paul ~ “So bro last night this girl made me shit on her vagina right after she shaved!”
Tom ~ “Oh yea! A Chocolate Chunk Pazooki!”
When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!
When you stick your cock in a girl's ass after she takes a shit (but didn't wipe) and then she gives you a blowjob.
My girlfriend has a scat fetish, so she makes me chocolate fun dip her.
one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench
*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!
Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
You would say this when a white male has sexual relations with a person of color
"Did you see James' new girlfriend? "
"yeah, he's been dippin' in the dark chocolate all of a sudden