Dad

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces

Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back

dad

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

Dad

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

dad

a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.

i wish i had a dad

Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?