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david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
“you talk to david ???? run.”
“yeah i should”
A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.
You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.
A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
A deadbeat who’s never around.
Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!
Mind fucks you
Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid
Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow
Did you hear david cheated on her?
Nothing new
David is the type of guy that will brighten up your day. He is really sweet and caring, and will try his best to fulfill whatever you ask of him! He's really easy to talk to and has such a cute smile and laugh. He will be patient with you and treat you right. He's perfect boyfriend material in my opinion :)
Lauren: Is that David?
Maddie: yessssssss the sweetest guy ever