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David takes a shit in your parking lot
David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot
"A guy that makes you smile when you get to know him."
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.
He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.
He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.
(crushes when it comes to David)
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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).
- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?
You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.
"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"
A David is a really masculine man with an extraordinary big penis, he is also a very attractive girl magnet.
Girl 1:OMFG David makes me so f*cking horny!
Girl 2: Yeah me too!
Guy: I want to be a David so bad.
Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.
I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.
You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)
David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school
Some David's are cool, while others are assholes
Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?