To suffer a unfortunate turn of events on the online trading community 'E-Bay'. Often involves bidding for items one does not really want, being caught up in bidding wars and being tricked into bidding for faulty or false items.
When the lifesize cardboard cutout of George Clooney which i purchased for $100 arrived in the mail, it became apparent that i had been e-bayoneted.
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see also ihaircut. When a person makes a change in their online identity.
Sally got an e-haircut when she changed her screen name on AIM.
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fundamentally, an electronic announcement of a boyfriend/girlfriend. phonetically, rhymes with 'bf'. usually referred to as in the context of a relationship status on a social networking site, i.e. facebook, myspace.
hey, did you hear about bree's new e-f?
yeah they've been going out for a while but she just changed her status on her facebook to in a relationship.
wow, they must be getting serious
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Can often be found on LiveJournal, MySpace, the Lipstick Party and the likes.
Required itmes to be an E-scenester: Digital camera, web-cam, good looks and an unmovable fixation upon oneself.
"I have seen Dahlia on all the online communities. She is such an E-scenester"
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When your doctor emails you the results of STI test.
"God dammit, i just got E-Herpes"
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A non exiting racing series so formula 1 drivers can avoid paying road tax
I can't pay taxes, I'm going to do formula e!
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What you do while watching porn on the internet
I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down
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