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laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023


egg pecker

Egg shaped head.

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!

by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021


Ivern Eggs

those honeyfruits from league of legends that restore health and mana.

"bro, i'm so low"
"just go grab some Ivern Eggs"
"great idea"

by gimme Lamp February 1, 2021


Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019


easter egg bunny

It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.

mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.

by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022


oval egg hatch

another word for vagina. the only people that call a vagina that are generally losers who don't get any action.

loser: dude! on WoW thy show a girls oval egg hatch!

cool kid: ugh.. your such a loser. just call it a vagina.

by whyyess5 July 11, 2008


An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018