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When a doz XX bottle is stuck up someones anus and shaken.
My girlfriend wouldn't relax when I tried to give her the Green Hornet.
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A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.
Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage
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A person who isn't defined as real.
"I thought u didn't have no weed..... goddamn youse a green ass nigga"
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West Greene Highschool is located in East Tn. Unlike the other inbred schools that surround them the buttfuck buffaloes are rugged, tough, and they won’t fuck their cousin unless it’s by marriage. Of course they drive their lifted trucks and tractors to school as it shows every one else that they have the biggest dicks this side of the crack house. They wear cowboy boots and shit covered pants to school in order to show the ladies they aren’t afraid of a little stink in the pink. They dip, smoke, drink, and fuck their way to victory in all walks of life. If you ever decide it’s a good idea to pick a fight with one of these red neck bastards then you should know that they don’t fight fair. Pick a fight with one of them then you pick a fight with all their other hillbilly nigger hating friends. However if your lucky enough to get a one on one with these pricks then they will probably gouge your right eye out and stomp your left nut in. If you still want to fuck with one of them then they will probably buttfuck you in front of your mother as she records the whole hienis scene and then posts it on pornhub. So that pretty much sums up these hillbilly fuckers. Go to West Greene so you won’t end up working in a meth lab, YOU’LL BE RUNNING IT.
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BREAKING NEWS: A West Greene Highschool student was caught robbing a liquor store in the nude as he proceeded to use his dick as a weapon.
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Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.
DJ Green Lantern aka The Evil Geneuis
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The baddest mother in the fucking valley:
The mighty MH-53 PAVE LOW was friend to downed pilots, SPEC OP types, puppies, and small children everywhere, while at the same time the bane of those unfortunate enough to be in it's gunner's sights.
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAVE_LOW
"Call in the Jolly Green Giants. We need a ride."
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The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.
Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.
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