Touch and Go

Prior to going down on a skank, you need to do the a finger check to confirm that her snatch is clean. If she fails the Touch, she's got to Go! Hense, Touch and Go.

Kyle: So did you hook up with that Navy Air Traffic Controller last night?

Steve: Hell yeah, she was a easy! I had to do a Touch and Go on her first to make sure there was no FOD on the runway.

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Dirty go

A fight between two men, usually travellers where anything goes and there are no rules. This is in contrast to the more common 'fair go' where the two men box with bare knuckles which is refereed by neutral 'fair play' men.

Paddy sprayed me in the eyes with ammonia, I sent for him and we're gonna have a dirty go.

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Sandie Go

A sex position reserved only for the gay community that must be performed on the beaches of San Diego. It involves one partner stuffing the other partner's mouth with sand until said partner begins to shit sand. At this point, the first partner will violently fuck the second partner who begins to shit pure sand on the man's dick. The first man's dick and the other man's ass will then begin to bleed, creating a sexual, sand/shit powered blood transfusion.

"Do you want to go to the nude beach?"
"Fuck nah, I saw a couple dudes doing a Sandie Go!"

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going pi

A geeky way that maths nerds express doing a 180 degree turn. (180 degrees is pi in radians)

geek: oh dear we just passed my favourite book shop (turns around)
nerd: looks like your going pi

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Going chubby

Verb- defined as when a person half-asses an act, where in the original circumstance, the person would be 'going hard'.

Dude, Tyler thought he was going hard when he chugged that beer, but really he was just going chubby. He only finished half of it.

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tap and go

1. A rugby play in which a penalty is taken quickly to gain extra yards
2. To climax in bed embarrassingly fast and leave out of shame

Did you hear about Steve last night? He brought back a smoke and got so excited he did a tap and go. He left so fast he forgot to grab his wallet!

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go to whoa

Australian slang: A to Z. Beginning to end, and every step along the way.

Companies must be green from go to whoa

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