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Your having sex and you really need to shit, but you dont wanna stop banging her, so u shit in ur hand and slap her in the face.
While haveing sex, Paul really needed to shit so he whiped out the shity hand grenade on the bitch.
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The act of masturbating with your left hand to mix things up in your pleasuring expirence. During the middle of this you realize that you are so lonely that you start to feel shameful for using left hand shame.
I had sex with an exotic stranger known as my left hand. I felt like shit after wards and it was probally my left hand shame.
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when your fisting someone, whether anal or vaginal, and open your hand like an explosion while your hand is inside them.
chick#1 "Jim gave me a Mexican Hand grenade last night."
chick#2 "really, and how was that?"
chick#1 "interestingly fun."
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Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.
"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"
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Like second hand smoke, many of us may have been affected by this dangerous contaminant, for instance at the gym as you are attempting to go about your workout and all you seem to hear is the total annoyance of the cell phone conversation from the person next to you.
It's even worse when the person is on speaker phone.
Second hand phone at it's worst is when you can't even hear yourself think, the conversation engulfs your entire existence.
I was experiencing some serious second hand phone when all I could hear is every detail of my roommates cellphone conversation in the kitchen.
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When someone takes fecal matter (fresh or dry) and procedes to use it as a weapon, such as a snowball.
Dude I was walking home from the bus just yesterday when this douchebag hit me in the face with a Harlem Hand Grenade
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kissing someone who just sucked a dick.
Jean was giving Jimmy head, after Jean wanted to kiss Jimmy
Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!
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