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Happy accident

When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.

"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died

by TheTrueGod666 August 6, 2022


psycho boy happy

The state of being as happy as a lunatic.

"When I found out I had won a new car, I went psycho boy happy!"

by psychoboyhappy April 3, 2008


happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019


Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023


Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

Oh god I have a happy duck

by Manilikemusic November 30, 2020


Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 4, 2011


happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021