jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp
“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”
“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”
A creation of the god Gas Goose himself, Jake Orr strives only to serve his great master. But with Gutterbutt's powers rising, Jake Orr now stands in between both sides- undecided.
Wow, Jake Orr is pretty cool.
When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.
I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy
Jake Noble is the best kinda person and had a extremely large penis
That guy is deffo a Jake noble
Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.
He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.
Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.