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I had money before I bought a Rolex
It's a hit.
Dem Franchise boyz- If you ain't talkin money then you talkin Chinese!
Guy- All right, all right, Ni hao ma xie xie di, how do you like that?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say somethin else, say somethin else!
Guy- 100 yuan, that is talkin money in Chinese for you. What?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say what again!
Guy- What? You said I was gonna talk Chinese if I wasn't talkin money, and I did, I did both of those things. Are you gonna let me go or did I give the wrong answer? I'm not going to act like I'm from Compton, I'll act like I'm from Atlanta if you like.
Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.
A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.
money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.
Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!