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"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
have you heard that key and peele tried making country music
Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.
There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
Human: I don't like country music.
Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*
Country music is straight up A.S.S music
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.
I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.
More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.
Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!
Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
The kind of music played at a young person's wedding.
*old fancy guy says to other old fancy guy while at the wedding of a young couple*
"Are they playing street music?"
"Oh Jeeze, sounds like Ludacris or that Run DMC fella, I'm appalled."
When playing a wind instrument (i.e Trumpet, Clarinet), one may come across a musical note (usually on sheet music) so much higher/lower than the rest, that the first reaction is typically a simple, "Hell no." Also applies to vocal music.
Trumpet 1: "Do you see that note dude?! It's so high!"
Trumpet 2: "No, that's not a music note, that's a music not."
Tenor 1: "How is any guy supposed to reach that?"
Tenor 2: "They aren't, that's a music not."