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The ultimate super hero. No one can match his power. His true identity is not known as he uses an Asian smelling icepack as a mask.
Mugger: Give me all your money lady!!!
Woman: Please save me Nut Man
Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.
(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"
(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."
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When you ejaculate on a full bladder, making so when you bust you immediately piss everywhere giving your cum a yellowish tint
Friend: Are you sure you don’t want to come over?
Me: Maybe tomorrow, I have been holding my piss all day for a caramel-nut!
When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.
"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"
Noun. Someone who says some stupid shit and believes their right after someone calls them out as being a Dumbass, idiot, retard, Etc.
(Sarah): Please join Todd and I as we prey for the people in Ebola.
(John): Are you a idiot? Ebola isn't a country.
(Sarah): Yes it is.
(John): Are you a Fuck Nut?
Something you say to someone in a fit of rage or displeasure. Synonymous with the word idiot, only ten times more effective.
You dropped my phone in the toilet, you fucking Fuck Nut!