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helping someone else masturbate
Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...
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The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.
Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Supermarket shopping in the current climate.
I'm off to Play Pacman. I need to get some toilet rolls.
A act towards another person which normally involves dirty moves and un-gentlemanly acts to make one seem more manly and a better person although surrounders understand they are complete twats and deserve loss of friends and respect
A: did you see that fight?
B: Yeah he was out of order using that much scum play
A: I know how could he kick him in the balls, throw sand in his eyes and then proceed to teabag his opponent
National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.
This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.
It is National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day tomorrow.
Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.
Sand Play is the action where couples will use sand in a sexual context, typically by inserting grains of sand into the partner's urethra with a funnel. This causes the ejaculation to have a grainy texture which is satisfying for those interested in Sand Play. Is it commonly associated with BDSM types of kinks. People who have a Sand Play kink commonly have had issues in the past with childhood trauma involving a sandbox incident.
Hey honey, I think I want to spice up your sex life, how do you feel about Sand Play?