Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

Oof and Run

When one commits a "hit and run" but ends up exposing themselves with evidence left behind or hurting themselves by doing something crazy or erratic and ends up running away.

Example 1:
Kelly: Hey Haley! Did you see the hit and run on the news last night?
Haley: Yeah, turned out to be an oof and run when he left his license plate behind.

Example 2:
Emery: I am going to tell Serena I like her.
Charlene: You know that could lead to a big oof and run if she doesn't like you back.

Kessel Run

The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.

“Seems like Marner is next up on the Kessel Run”

hoon run

to go on a trip with your bros and your hos, usually for like more than a week to somewhere you havent been before

Yo brah, lets go on a hoon run down to florida, ill bring my hos and you can bring yours.

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.