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we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.
successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with
you: lit sandwich
successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1
you: lit sandwich
watching joe rogan interview roe jogan
you: lit sandwich
When a group of men spunk at least 525ml each onto a cheese sandwich to then eat it.
Aye chabs should we make a sticky sandwich
helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.
Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.
It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!
Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!
A gross concoction consisting fish sticks, bread, mustard, pickles, nacho cheese, and fruit roll ups.
"When you want to throw up for no reason, think of a fishstick sandwich burrito
Formerly large perky breasts that have been depleted through excessive breast feeding. Now empty, flat, floppy flaps of skin resembling 2 sandwich bags.
There appears to be a cherry at the bottom of each bag
I can't wear a backless top with my sandwich bags
When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.
Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!