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Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie

Hi tea bag

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021


Tea Session

When Remy invites you back to his house and slowly but surely brings you to climax via a series of erotic massages.

Hey man I wish Remy explained what a tea session was before I went over to his place.

by Ratatouille_pledge69 September 27, 2021


Burning tea

To burn tea means to overreact over a given situation

Man you gotta stop burning tea

by MasterOfUrbanSleng February 16, 2020


ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 15, 2021


Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021


Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.

I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 4, 2023


Ammonia Tea

Verb - Urine

Going to give my parole officer some ammonia tea.

by Rich&Rhi5150 February 7, 2021