David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large
Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"
If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david
Hey looks father! That man is a david!
A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.
Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous
Did you see David he looks so sexy