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David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024


David

the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large

Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"

by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023


David

The definition of being HIGGHHH

Your so david

by Highhhh boiii February 25, 2020


David

If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david

Hey looks father! That man is a david!

by User T70 July 7, 2024


David

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.

Bart: Look that simp David

by BJTEUCSUJGUHKPPKUTV September 14, 2022


David

Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.

You are David at Fortnite

by James_is_coo_beans October 16, 2019


David

Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous

Did you see David he looks so sexy

by Mup bais November 22, 2021