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A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.
Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?
Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?
Ben: yes he’s such a stud.
Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.
Uses the snorkel dance to rizz up fatties and his favourite place is the red lion in benidorm seein his shmukums stiky viky
Did you hear about that josh watts fella, ye he danced his way on to the end of -3 enoras toung
A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
Josh Ollerenshaw’s are absolute faggots and should kill them selves and no one likes them
Hey josh ollerenshaw fuck you kill yourself
The last ashy hit in the fuckin bowl man! That shit HURTS
"Who wants to josh it?"
I'm down for joshing it.
When the first women shows a man any attention, they fall head over heels in love.
"I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"
"For god sake, he's doing a josh"