#u:%fag

A person that doesn't want to fuck off

Dude, he's such a #u:%fag

cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

No u no tackbacks

the end of the no u

me: your mum gay
friend: no u
me:no u no tackbacks

Do u fike poneapple

A humorous way of asking someone if they like pineapple but no one gets it

Friend #1: Do u fike poneapple?
Friend #2: Huh, do u mean do I like pineapple?
Friend #1: Yee

fac u

funny misspell

bru fac u!1!1!1!1!

the one who fukd u in da ass

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass

apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy

mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*