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a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks
"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"
Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday
Monopoly with railroads
Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?
Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?
When you ignite the head of someone. (Reference to the Marvel comic character whose head is always aflame)
The flair bartender made a bad misting and ended up ghost riding her
Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."
when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?