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American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.

Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash

by Janey March 21, 2024


American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Man, I met this Engineer named Jake the other day. Talk about The American Dream

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024


American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Met this Engineer at work today, he was a total Jake. Talk about The American Dream..

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024


American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game

That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream

by JEEFIN_TEETS February 22, 2018


american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023


American Personality Disorder

A Chronic health condition that often begins in high-school that features high levels of selfishness without any selflessness aka extreme narcissism, frequent use of drugs from Marijuana, alcohol, and sometimes harder ones despite legality and health concerns, also features high levels of social media use, pathological lying, wasting money on unnecessary items, services, and wasting my on people who can get their own money, also involves unrealistic relationship goal thar only consider one person whether ot friends or more,, some are vindictive and ig they feel hurt will come after all your worldly possessions which could include your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness but a lot a time it's just money because that's all they really care about. I'm not surevif there is a cure for the sickness, but in my opinion it is better of not engaging there is no winning with an American Personality Disorder. The only way to win the American Personality Disorder is not play with them. Cause if you do play they will play you until you are left with nothing and they will move right on to their next goal. And in the process those with American Personality Disorder will sometimes put you down and make you feel small, crazy, or out if mind, dealing with those types can lead to psychosis if not careful. But if youvlearn to recognize the traits, patterns of your typical American personality

He/she/they have been Americanized his/her/there thoughts are not based on facts/reason/logic/reality/opinions it might be based on propaganda in form of social media(news,instagram,politics,friend groups, family groups, other loved ones, spirituality, religion, etc). The thing that separates those with American Personality Disorder from others is that they are not only ignorant and arrogant they are selfish without any selflessness. Which basically means many times they just get,take, recive and don't give. In my opinion not a good relationship. In my opinion the reason for this is because I think one party in my opinion usually views themselves as better than the other like have a big ego, that paints themselves as better than the other by doing this they are able to take advantage of others without feeling guilty cause they apparently are the moral high ground and they often do this via spirituality or religion, or social media, etc but in short there no better it's better to not engage. Trust/love/think/Be/Believe in Yourself and set a positive goal and let your mind guide you towards it and just follow the law so order can be maintained and people can live in peace. It's a simple and marvelous as that.

by Ordinary Human from Planet Ear April 27, 2022


Irish-American

Anyone who drinks beer North of Mexico or South of Canada.

This Irish-American is hammered, just like the rest of us.

by SomeDude2001 February 23, 2022