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A sex toy that literally rips your ass hole apart
"That toy ripped my ass hole like the Death Star hitting Alderaan" said the dirty girl
That anal Death Star destroyed my booty hole with one blast oh it hurt but was so satisfying
When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.
Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah
When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
Restless Anal Syndrome is when you asshole let’s lose and is very tired 95% of the time.
Seth Hudnall has Restless Anal Syndrome
A game wherein a subject (usually a stripper, porn star, or some other individual) is stripped naked, placed on the ground ass-up, and has a wooden stick inserted into the anus. Players stand aproximately six feet away and attempt to throw small toy rings (think regular ring toss), with the wooden stick catching them. The game was made popular on the Howard Stern Show during the last year or so of Howard Stern's run on WXRK radio in New York. In June of 2008, Stern brought Anal Ring Toss back to the air. The winner (Richard Christy) was given a pass to Howard's wedding.
Richard Christy is Lord of the Anal Ring Toss.
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Anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit.
Damn that description of Code red anal was hot. Any takers?
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Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
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