A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.
Teacher: You failed this assignment
Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar
Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.
"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"
A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).
"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."
A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
This is when the knob head is so freaking ginormous and reddish, that it is called a gala apple prepuce
João: Bro, I know some one in the volleyball team that has the biggest ass dick
Andreas: Oh seriously, what do you mean, tho?
João: We were in the dressing room, and he showed us his dick and when he did, we could see his behemoth Gala Apple prepuce
when someone shoots apple sauce out at someone else, covering them
Hey, I hate Bethany. Time to apple boss her!