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The phrase to state when there is no one to blame on a sitiuation. Shortened from "Blame it on the freakin' babies," it can make a situation go from awkward and unpleasant to why you randomly said "Freakin' babies"
Eh, freakin' babies did it.
A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina
Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby
When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom
Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.
From the male's perspective, the female that is the mother of his child(ren).
My baby mama keep calling me about money.
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What there are too many of: babies that were born to a couple that didn't intend for a baby.
The result of unprotected sexual encounters. Many men are suddenly out of the picture when one of these comes along.
A man (in disgusting cowardice) just goes on his way, leaving the woman to raise their oops baby on her own. If you're not ready for the responsibility of parenthood, then you shouldn't be having sex.
Contraceptives and abortion are two of the few ways to avoid oops babies.
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What your penis looks like from a standing position whilst urinating...so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the penis resembles a dolphin.
This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.
"when peter was taking a piss he produced a baby dolphin...it was like a surprise trip to seaworld "
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The nickname of a man who's name starts with a "C" Usually defining one of the sexiest men alive who may just have the largest cocks on the face of this planet. He is so sexy he makes men turn gay and want to be anally impacted with his immense cock.
Girl 1: Look at Baby C!
Girl 2: I know, can't you see his pants starting to bulge!?
Girl 1: It's so dreamy I just want him to penetrate me!
Guy 1: Me too!
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