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A female's time of the month...
Friend #1: Hey, did you get some last night?
Friend #2: Naaaaah, Bad Moon Rising. Gotta wait a few days until the moon sets...
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February 15th, The one day out of the year you can call out someone on their consistent bad breath and or sport some mean breath of your own.
There's a run on tuna and durians, must be National Bad Breath Day.
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Bad boy soy boys (BBSB) are soy boys who are bad boys, the only difference between them and a normal person is that a BBSB will eat better food and date hotter chicks
Gaston is the baddest bad boy soy boy on the block.
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is bad is just simply fake news,
its just not true.
'Jojo's bizarre adventure is bad'
«gunshot»
No it ain't
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A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.
But Halo's good, two.
Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!
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Really fucked up, only to be used if:
1. you are really stoned and drunk
2. are in a humerous situation
"Stonsed to the drunk bad high"
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