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ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 November 30, 2015


Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.

Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.

by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021


ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 25, 2021


Ghost Dick!

When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!

Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)

by Matl0c June 4, 2024


adios lika ghost

To pop up on the scene of a social situation and leave without telling anyone or very few. Quickly there and fast to be gone.... "POOF"...vanish into thin air. The phrase is for the explanation of such an occurance.

I gotta head out fast, I'm gonna adios lika ghost

by *ConoTheBarbarian* May 1, 2011


The Ghost

Someone named Justin who has the last laugh always, despite what Derik says also he is better than Derik Whoops

Justin is THE GHOST and Derik isn’t

by Hector the molestor April 9, 2019


The Ghost

A vengeful spirit, reincarnated from a samurai who died protecting Komoda Beach. He has come back to liberate Tsushima from the dirty Mongols.

"I heard The Ghost chopped off the Khan's head"

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022