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false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
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when a dude is way to excited to do something to a point where its gay.
x: DUDE i cant wait for the sleep over tonight..... were gonna watch some porn!
y: Calm your boner!
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When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.
"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"
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The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.
So… you wanna do coke off a boner?
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When you expect to see something totally awesome that will result in you getting an instant boner but instead see something extremely revolting. At the instant you see the revolting material your boner explodes! This horrible affliction affects tens of people a year.
Anti-boner explodaphopia is like when some one tells you Pamela Anderson is behind you naked dildoing herself and calling your name and then you turn around as your getting a boner and see your grandmother naked shitting on a plate looking right into your eyes giving you two thumbs up and smiling.
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When a bunch of guys are hanging out and having way too much fun.
"Hey Tyler what's up?"
"Oh not much me and the guys are just sitting in my room talking."
"You're just in a dark room talking? You're not watching T.v, or anything?"
"No just chatting..."
"Sounds like a boner rage..."
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(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.
(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"
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