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the process of tying a girl to a bed by her feet, and fucking her in the asshole until you cum in her
Hey John, have you and Sara tried the alaskan bear trap yet?
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A suburb od St. Paul, Minnestota that is the best known in the Northeast Metro for its drug use and chevs/chevettes . Teenagers tend to drop out of high school, have unplanned pregnancies, and never move out of they're parent's houses. If they go to college, it is usually to Century Community College because it is located in White Bear Lake and they can still live with their parents, who are usually working class burn-outs. The weed in White Bear Lake is tainted with various chemicals, which make everyone who smokes it crazy.
Why would you do that? White Bear Lake has bad weed and the chicks are chevettes.
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When you're fucking a chick doggystyle, she reaches back and tickles your balls.
Dude, this weekend, me and my chick were just fuckin, but then she pulled the ol' Purple Polar Bear on my ass and it was extreme!
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A sexual act involving honey. The male, once he nears climax, inserts his member in a bowl/jar/pot of honey. The more viscous the better. As he ejaculates the seed will be trapped within a protective bubble of delicious honey, creating an enjoyable experience for both partners.
"I can't get my girl to swallow!"
"Introduce her to winnie the goo bear, she won't be able to say no!"
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You Must.
"You got to chill your glass to shield your bears BUT in the hot glass hurricanes, YOU MUST SHIELD YOUR BEARS!"
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If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
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A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.
Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"
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