Trucker beer

Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.

"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)

beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.

Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"

Beer Hops

When one engages in the act of a beer enema and proceeds to shoot it out into the homies mouth.

Yo bro we were doing Beer Hops outta the homie last night where were you?

Blue Beered

The act of inviting someone to drink. Soon as the beer pops you shut them out and give no fucks. The other drinker is left alone and depressed.

Ray blue beered me yesterday when he offered a beer then put on his beats.

Beer zimmer

The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.

'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning

I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.