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The act of facebooking during the hours of midnight-6am. Examples include commenting, liking, and poking (CLP).
Mrs. Laura was caught in the act of late night facebooking on multiple occasions.
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Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.
"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"
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To constantly and excessively comment and "like" posts and pics of someone you're interested in.
Drew: "Good lord have you seen Michelle's wall lately?"
Tara: "I know right?! Josh is facebooking his territory all over, in and around that..."
Drew: "He's liked the last 20 things posted, he's the king of facebooking your territory."
Tara: "I wonder if he'll pee on her leg to ward off the others when we go camping next weekend baha"
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1. When someone starts to message you and write on your facebook wall with the intention of eventually having sex with you.
2. messaging someone on facebook to come over and have sex with you
Guy: "Hey, why would you go after her she's a tramp?"
Other Guy: "That girl didn't mean anything she was just a facebook booty call"
Guy: "Oh that's cool"
Girl: "Why do you keep messaging me on facebook?"
Guy: "Can't you see this is a facebook booty call?"
Girl: "Oh why didn't you say so. i'll be right over"
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When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!
Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps
John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!
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Facebook Under the Influence (FUI).
Last night after the 4th cabernet, I was Facebook Under the Influence. This morning, I had to check my statements and delete several unsavory verbal offerings I made while FUI.
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