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My life

A waste of time.

"Hey!"

"Bye"
"Why?!"
"Becuase my life is a waste of time"

by pSychoKidRuinyou1337 January 28, 2020

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My life

A Truman Show-esque reality show.

Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram

TSE reality show > work > relationships

This πŸ–• is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this πŸ‘‡
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in πŸ‘‡ this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for πŸ‘‡
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

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Appter life

A place where apps go to retire/die

"Remember that Brian Blessed alarm clock app?"

"Yeah, what happened to it?"

"It passed over to the appter life"

by nirvanabananas August 12, 2016

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Pro-life

One of many ideologies heavily associated with white supremacy and religious extremists. It is an ignorant view point that places priority of a fetus over the life of the mother at all costs, even if it means death of the mother. After birth, the baby's wellfare is no longer a concern.

I'm pro-life! Even if she's 14 years old with no income and is barely able to take care of herself, I believe she needs to give that baby a chance to live!

by Gemini0420 July 7, 2022

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Pro-life

One of many ideologies heavily associated with white supremacy and religious extremists. It is an ignorant view point that places priority of a fetus over the life of the mother at all costs, even if it means death of the mother. After birth, the baby's wellfare is no longer a concern.

I'm pro-life! Even if she's 14 years old with no income and is barely able to take care of herself, I believe she needs to give that baby a chance to live!

by Gemini0420 July 7, 2022

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sick life

someone whose life is boring, stupid or unappealing. used in a sarcastic sense.

β€œbuddy i was blowing fat cloudsyesterday.”

β€œsick life!”

by rachelf224 October 13, 2017

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life investor

term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.

Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!

Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.

by blue donk June 29, 2017

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