meet me in the pit

Originally used by rock fans to meet in the 'mosh pit' which is a violent area of the crowd in most rock concerts. Also used to imply meet up for a fight

"Anna said One Direction is better than Slipknot"
"Anna can fucking meet me in the pit"

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pick me boy

basically paul

if anyone asks what a pick me boy is, its basically paul.

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cry me a river

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.

your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!

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fight me emoticon

(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.

(ง'̀-'́)ง (fight me emoticon) Fight me, Susan. Kidding. You know I love you, Susan. <3}

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fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

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Me no speak English

It's said by non-English speakers when they're in an English speaking country.

Loretta Lee visited America, and said "Me no speak English."

Brainscan

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Pick me boy

Boys that use "🥺😞😣" etc. or simply bash on themselves to try and make u feel bad about them, will occasionally gaslight u as well

just run from the pick me boys, run fast

pick me boys can be defined and spotted with

ex: “no one will ever like me 😔"
ex: "I won’t bother u again”
ex: “it’s okay im used to rejection”
ex: “without me?🥺😏”

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