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During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.
When she bent over, I realized she has the perfect hemorrhoid for the Pennsylvania Pizza Roll. sex anal lube alabama hot pocket kentucky klondike bar
The lovely meeting place between getting dicked down and listening to rock n roll
I heard she enjoys a good cock n roll.
We shot a bukkake scene with little Mai Ping, we turned that bitch into a Japanese Cinnamon Roll!
When you put hot sauce on your cock and fling it around to make a mess
"You were so drunk last night, you gave the party a california spicy roll"
A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.
Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.
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I term usually said when preparing to execute something pretty awesome.
"I dare you to do a back flip from the diving board."
"Alright, man! ROCK N' ROLL!!"
A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
Bobby drank too much and suffered through to the Tremonte Tootsie-roll.