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It's a store. Get the FUCK over it. Also, your mother's cavernous vagina.
Guy 1: Man, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these great pants!
Guy 2: Wait... what?
Guy 1: I mean fuckin Hot Topic man! God. Queero.
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just a store in the mall where they sell some nice band shirts
sure theres a shit load of posers but who gives a fuck
I went to hot topic the other day and got this cool slayer shirt.
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When the woman has diarrhea and the man doesn’t have a condom so he used the diarrhea as lube
Mike: Shit I forgot the condom
Linda: don’t worry I just had diarrhea we can do hot lube
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when u sweaty but u horny and u wanna get down... and ur girl blows you anyway.
"Gave her a hot renaldi after benching 225 and walking my dog"
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It sort of resembles a volcano erupting, or a bunny giving Batgirl a lap dance. It's the kind of zone that you get whilst in the club. The DJ's going, and the beats are inside you. It brings out unusual "funky" and/or "gnarly" dance moves to the floor, which are brought on by your inner baller. Adoring phenomenons such as these are usually influenced by substantial amounts of strobe lights, Grey Goose, Crystal Skull, Jack Daniels, and/or Corona Light. It is a truly remarkable experience to have. Only the dopest can feel it. Can you?
Last night during hot funk I was sure that I would be wolfin' it down at the next full moon.
"Am I in heaven?"
"Hot funk!"
"Bro, I totally had hot funk at the banger last night."
"You can't hot funk at a banger...It's completely above ridin dat wave...~"
Hot Funk Emoticon: U_0
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The act of cupping a fart, then placing that hand over the victim's face.
Last night, Brian ate my expensive, Chinese dinner, so in revenge, I gave him a Hot Q.
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When a man craps in his own hand and throws it in a paddle fan.
Joey did a Hot Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.
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