local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

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comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name is a mystery.

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy

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Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

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Big Black Guy

A guy who you look at and think "man that guys fucking big".

Although whilst using the term one must be looking at a black guy.

If using the term whilst looking at any other colored person or the user is by themselves their head will implode.

FYI: Common suicide method

That guy is a big black guy

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Alpha fat guy

The guy at a conventions that is so fat that it makes all the other fat guys feel pretty good about themselves.

Scott Kurtz @PAXE: "I mean, I'm fat, but there are some fucking fat people here. I think Khoo hired some sort of alpha fat guy to sit in the corner and make me feel good about myself. He just sits there and keeps eating soup, he's too tired to chew anything at this point, and he keeps making noises and begging to leave but Khoo won't let him."

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family guy moment

The moment of intense laughter when something unbelievably random happens, which must be said in an american accent.

wow that was a family guy moment!

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m&m guy

The person who is an M&M with hands. How simpler can I put it?!?!?!?

In the commercial M&M Guy found a penny and thought he was lucky but got hit by a truck.

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