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the act of warming ones nuts (i.e. in the shower) to a point that they sag as low as they can possibly go and then placing them on someone's face so that they go from ear to ear.
That guys nuts were so huge, I tried to tea bag him and he duffle bagged me instead.
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McDonald's food or either by consequence Burger King's too.
Have a nice dinner mate!
Jim: hey man! let's go eat shit in a bag
Guy 2: Yeah let's go to McDonald's
Jim: Maybe.... but i still preffer Burger King's shit
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A game in which a brown paper grocery bag is set up right on the floor. Participants try to balance on one leg while bending over forward to pick up the bag by grabbing the top edge with their teeth.
No hands may be used to touch the ground or the bag. Once a round has completed, tear about an inch down off the top of the bag, progressively shortening it as the rounds continue and increasing difficulty.
Called wet bag for the amount of spit swaping, or wet from the blood of smashing your face and teeth into the ground.
Often played with a large amount of alcohol.
Jimmy broke his teeth playing wet bag last weekend.
Daniel L. is the wet bag champion.
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A shit bag is a person like bill clinton and somelians and people who don't work for a living. Get off your fuckin asses and stop taking our fucking tax money. we bust our butts to give useless people our tax money. It needs to end and to end it is get up and find a job.
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A term referring to take out fast food.
"I'm starving let's get some hot bag"
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When you shit on your balls, and then tea bag someone.
Mark passed out so I decided to give him a shit bag
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A drunken, unshaven, unshowered, smelly party goer who continually hops from university to university surprising his friends, by showing up unannounced and uninvited to 'party down' ; despite his questionable hygene and appearance s-bag is extremely skilled at playing lacrosse, and picking up women, a slight jaw variation makes his chin completely immune to damage; of any kind, you dont fuck with him, he will assault and seriosuly injure any individual who insults the 'chiefs' lacrosse club.
one night i was sitting at guelph university, s-bag drove drunk to my residence, drank 10 beers, shit, fucked, and puked in my bed without asking for my permission, after that he drove drunk without sleeping or showering to brock university to do it allover again.
dude, i told you you could not visit, stop being such an S-BAG
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